The best fight ever, un (Off rpg battle to death)

Even as Kyoichi unclicked the many buttons on his cloak, and aired it slightly, the hot, dry and sticky air of the sand made it almost impossible to cool off. He was used to cold climates, and having the sun beat down on him was not assisting with a solution. His straw hat was resting peacefully on his head though, which covered his face in shadows. His light blue eyes darted around, and he took a quick sigh when he did not see Suna in sight. It would be a long day's walk, alone, he might add even though he slightly enjoyed the solitude that was granted to him.

Even though he was powerful, well, he thought he was powerful and so did the leader of Akatsuki if he allowed him to join the organization. Even though he was powerful.. he sometimes wondered and wanted more of life. Perhaps a family that he could actually protect more then five years of his life, he thought to himself silently as he scowled himself for such thoughts. He needed to keep his eye on the prize, even if it was a mystery. His Akatsuki cloak was partially opened, revealing his bare chest underneath and his hands were slowly swinging to his sides, his ring securely fastened on his finger.

He looked to the sides of him, slightly turning his head with each movement of his eyes out of complete instinct. Even if he was Akatsuki, hunter ninja would not simply give up on such a high bounty target which angered him slightly as he thought about it more and more. If the bounty on his head was so high, why wouldn't they simply get a group of hunter nin to take him down? He spared many lives in his early years as a criminal, he assumed his weaknesses were somewhere in the ninja world, waiting to be found.

A hand went up to his eyes to cover then as a sweep of wind came at him swiftly, and he closed his eyelids as well. When it stopped, his hand scratched several grains of sand from his nose and rested at his side again as he groaned and wondered if he should bother to active a jutsu and see if there was anybody near him. He wasn't motivated enough to get his hands together to attempt it. Perhaps he was lazy for it, but it seemed convenient at the time. At least to him.

"How stupid must you be to make a village in the middle of bum fuck nowhere?" He questioned himself out loud, proceeding to kick the sand as he said it.

OOC: Moved to the OFF-RPG Section.

Misa licked her lips. They were parched from the dry desert heat and they were begging to crack. "Damn that accursed Kage." She took the cap off of a canteen that was slung at her side and took a deep swig. "Ahhh nothing like water on a day like this!" Misa reached her hand up to the sky to block the sun. She sighed as she found it was barley past noon. Grumbling she trudged on, "Stupid Kage and his stupid orders *mummble mummble mummble* I really hate the Akatsuki now. It's all their damn fault i'm out here." Once again Misa pulled out the canteen and drank swiftly.

Looking out over a hill Misa noticed a small silhouette of a man. Reaching up she zoomed in on the image. A cloak was billowing out behind the man. Distinct red clouds were all along it. She threw up her hands yelping quietly in her jubilation. "I was beginning to think that we gathered false information!"Smiling Misa looked at her hands, "I think it's now time to have an art show!"

Shoving her hands into bags located on each of her hips, the mouths on Misa's hands began to chew into the clay. Misa instantly sat down. She was not going to be spotted by this man. She only kept her head visible over the low hill. "Ahh there we are. C1!" two large birds and two little insects appeared in Misa's hand. Which she then made grow into larger than life pieces of 'art' the insects rested on the birds back, and one took to the sky. Flying high enough that anyone would mistake it for a normal bird. The other stayed low to the ground flying slow as if not to attract attention. "Ahhh this shall be fun!"

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Kyoichi sighed yet again, a state of feeling called bored overwhelmed him quickly as his feet treaded softly in the sand. Looking in front of himself constantly, and walking on flat land allowed him to see bird like figures fly off of the ground and into the sky, and he thought nothing of it, proceeding with walking toward the village's general area as his eyes slowly looked from the empty plateau of sand to the sky to see the birds go pretty high in the air. Almost out of his range of actually seeing, he actived his Myoume simply out of curiosity. When he saw the large amount of chakra flowing through the bird, he stopped and watched it for a few moments.

"Eh?"

He actived his master chakra control Kinjutsu, as well as his earth control jutsu, even if it was sand he could form it into earth with enough chakra, and looked out to the sand. Unable to see anything with any detail, he thought for a few moments that he simply overreacted to a simple misunderstanding. Perhaps.

Misa had the bird over head circle. The other bird began to fly towards the man she wanted to see something. The bird stopped a long ways away from the man. It rested on the ground it cocked a eye at that man. Looking like it was summing him up. The insect that was on it's back was no where in site *i will explain later* Misa awaited his reaction.

Kyoichi's eyes remained locked on the target above him until a second seemed to fly towards him but stop a good distance away from him. Still in a slightly relaxed state, trying to figure out what was going on at the moment, his eyes blinked a few times before he rested a hand on the katana that was on his back. With his chakra forming and wrapping around his figure, along with a wave of, of course, invisible chakra going through the air around him. Acting like a sensory area around him, as well as having a chakra shield flow on top of his skin.

Kyoichi stared back at the bird, coming up with a starting sentence mostly for himself.

"The hell do you want, bird?"

Misa chose for this moment to act. The bird in the sky began to dive down at incredible speed. The insect that had disappeared earlier was now directly under the man. It popped up right in front of him. KATSU! the insect exploded right infront of the man. The bird that was diving down was now directly behind where the man was standing. The insect jumped off and burrowed into the sand. KATSU!the other bird then took off in the air circling low over the explosion.

OOC: i am not auto hitting i never stated that i hit you just that i went to where you where and had them explode

The moments that followed Kyoichi's sentence were null for a few moments, then several events happened. A small chakra covered insect jumped in front of him, and he stared at it for a few milliseconds that followed, until it exploded in his face. Of course, he had his chakra shield up, and it absorbed most of the blast, and the rest of it wasn't lethal enough to injure him. Kyoichi didn't even falter, simply stood where he was until the chakra around him felt a similar insect in the ground behind him. The sand around the insect was soon covered in Kyoichi's chakra, and he buried the small thing and crushed it into nothing, countering it's explosion.

Turning behind him with completely black and white eyes, he stared at the bird that was incredibly close to him, figuring it had explosive properties as well he reactivated his chakra shield and poured more chakra into it, making it stronger then before.

"Bird, do you want to die?" He blinked innocently.